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Chapter 10: The Time Gizmometer

Director: OK, we're on air in 3... 2... 1... ACTION!
Wesley: Hello, and welcome to Channel Nine News. I'm your host, Wesley Myers.
XDthegod: Heh... that's a stupid last name... Myers... and I'M the host, not you, fool!
Mr. Ziggles: *Hi-fives*
Tommy Toad: ...Woah... what... wait... if we're here... and Mr. Ziggles is in a completely different room... and Norwegia is somewhere in this general area... *points to Norwegia on a map* HOW DID YOU GUYS DO THAT???
XDthegod: The world may never know... so, uh, anyways...
Darla: BOO! THIS SHOW IS BORING, WHERE'S THE REMOTE!?! *Presses fast forward button*

XDthegod: ---nd welcome to Channel Nine News, episode... uhm... fifty... six... ish... and we're live from Hollywoo---

Darla: Woah, woah, too far... *presses rewind button*

XDthegod: Urgh... hi! Me XD! Today we make fire! Fire hot! With fire we eat dinosaurs when we hungry!

Darla: Woah, waaaay too far...
Tommy Toad: Dangit, gimme that remote! It's a good thing I used a savestate this morning... *Loads state 0*

SYSTEM: State 0 loaded.

XDthegod: ---orld may never know... so, uh, anyways... woah... dejavu!
Wesley: Soo...

Tommy Toad: Lemme just... adjust these settings... *Sets time fastforwardifier to 10 hours*
*CLICK*
Tommy Toad: Theeere we go... what could be more fun than fast forwarding past your death with little or no regard of the consequences? >:D

Chapter 11

Mr. Ziggles: Greetings, and welcome to Channel Nine News. I'm your host, alongside XDthegod. XD?
XDthegod: Thanks, Mister Z. Our top story tonight: Gaurd, a crazy, meniacal mastermind of some sorts managed to hack into the SMF mainframe and illegally download the ActionScript files from it. Rumors are that he's paying someperson100 to use his ub3r 1337 h4x0r51ng 5k1115 to recreate an exact replica of the game and in the process, manipulate it in such a way that it contains more sprites, scripts, and objects than the Fourth of July. Surely, Pouetpu, the original creator of Super Mario Flash, will want nothing more than to see the mischevious duo rot in jail, and is therefore suing them for everything they're worth, which turns out to not be that much. We'll have more details later on, but for now, we'll go to Darla with the weather. Darla?

Darla: Thank you. Well, it looks like Gaurd and someperson100 aren't the only ones who are facing trouble, as the residents of Minnitoada are experiencing a massive flood after the main water tower's supporting structure came loose during a thunderstorm when it was struck by lightning, causing it to fall over and land on a conveniently placed spike, resulting in a catastrophic explosive chain reaction of metal, debris, and good ol' H2O, killing 186 villagers and injuring 34. Expert sources predict that if the Minnitoada Search and Rescue doesn't act quick, all of Minnitoada could be below sea level. Until then, one can only hope that everything is fine. Back to you?

Wesley: AH!! AHHAHAHAHA!!! OHHHOHHH MAN... OHH... *sigh*...Darla... you have the BEST jokes... ohhhohohoh...
XDthegod: *Walks over to Wesley's desk and backhands him in the face* FOOL! YOU WANNA HEAR A GOOD JOKE? HERE'S A JOKE... YOUR PAYCHECK! AHH! AHAHAHAHAHAHH!! OHHH!! AHAHA... *sigh*... heh... ohhh... I tell yah, I almost kill myself with these jokes sometimes... ahh... well let's go live to Tommy Toad in California for the latest news on sports.

SPORTS CENTER WITH TOMMY TOAD

Tommy Toad: Great. OK, first off, as a result of yesterday's... ehh... "mishap"... the entire NBA was killed in that poor ol' rundown excuse of a news studio. According to the NHLPA, there will be a league expansion on June 1st, tomorrow, which will hopefully begin a new chapter in the Historic Book of Sports. Predicted franchises include Washington, Seattle, Montreal, Edmonton, Philadelphia, and Vancouver. The founder and chairman of the NHLPA states that this will be "one small step for man, and one large step for the NHLPA". He also noted that "if we can extend the company into upper Canada, the profits will skyrocket as there will be more fans paying for tickets to see their favorite stars compete for the Mushroom Cup." Tommy Toad, Channel Nine News, California.



Mr. Ziggles: Well, hockey fanatics everywhere must be excited about this move.
XDthegod: Indeed they must, Mr. Z. I have to say, I'll look forward to watching our country's great athletes compete for fun and for prizes. And of course, money.
Mr. Ziggles: Oh, I sure will miss those two plumbers...
XDthegod: Who, what? Oh, please... they didn't die... if they died, Nintendo would go bankrupt. In other news, we will be introducing two new segments to the show. The first segment, which we will begin shortly, is a time where we will do an interview of someone of our choice. Let's go live to Wesley, the host of this segment.

INTERVIEWS WITH WESLEY

Wesley: Thanks. For the first interview of the program, I will be interviewing TehEpicness... or, TehFailness, I should say. (Man that guy is annoying...) *AHEM*... anyways... TehEpicness, how does it feel---
TehEpicness: twss
Wesley: Uhh... as I was saying... how does it feel to be here tonight?
TehEpicness: twss
Wesley: ...Are you even taking this seriously??
TehEpicness: urmom's taking this seriously
Wesley: Ugh... is "urmom" your answer to everything??
TehEpicness: twss
Wesley: ...OK, THAT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!!!
TehEpicness: urmom didn't even make sense
Wesley: This is MADNESS!!!
TehEpicness: twss
Wesley: *Slowly tilts head back and looks up* ...Why God...
TehEpicness: twss
Wesley: That's it, I'm calling security.
TehEpicness: <:o but i haz a picture of you <:o look...

Wesley: Huh? Oh, no, that's a picture of YOU.
TehEpicness: well actually its a picture of urmom, OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wesley: SECURITY!
TehEpicness: w8 i need to say the rest of the interviews worth of twss and urmom to make up for you being a n00b and making me go <:o
Wesley: SECURITY!!!
TehEpicness: urmom urmom urmom urmom urmom urmom twss twss twss urmom urmom twhs twss urmom urmom kthxbai
Wesley: SECURITY!!!
*Finally the security arrives to deal with the situation.*
TehEpicness: *While being "escorted" out by securty* ILL GO BUT JUST REMEMBER THIS.... UUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
Wesley: ...Ugh, I'm glad as heck that that's finally over... well, back to you, XD and Mr. Z?



Mr. Ziggles: ........ Uhh... sorry, that interview tramatized me too much... I'm scared now...
XDthegod: Uhh... me too...

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