Chapter 9: Uprising of the Chocomoomoo PeoplesMr. Ziggles: Greetings! I am Mr. Ziggles, Overlord of the Chocomoomoo People! I am your special guest host for this broadcast!
Wesley: ...Hey! You can't just... all the sudden host! For one, XD is stranded here in the middle of a half-burned down building with us, and two, you didn't even sign a contract!
XDthegod: You know, Wesley raises a good point.
Mr. Ziggles: Bah! I am being recorded live from a... backup... unit. But my point remains valid! Also, your TWSS's from last episode were so terrible, they brought down our rankings by a whopping fifty two percent!
Wesley: Oh? And how did you arrive at such a number?
Mr. Ziggles: ...I maaaade it up. Anyways... I should inform you that the entire Sports League has been killed. They happened to be in this building having some kind of meeting or something, and well, since the building exploded randomly, I have high doubts that any of them survived. Coincidence? I think not!
XDthegod: My guess is the suspect tried to burn the victim's body. And now they're here to see if it worked.
Wesley: Do you get ALL your lines off of the Lazer Collection?
XDthegod: Well, do you get all your clothes at the Salvation Army? ... Yea, that's what I thought!
Mr. Ziggles: OHH!!! DIS!!!! Y'JUST GOT SEEEERVED!!! AND WE'RE NOT EVEN AT A RESTAURANT!!!
Tommy Toad: So, are you gonna help us, or are you gonna sit there making uncalled-for puns about us?
Mr. Ziggles: Actually, I'm gonna sit here and make uncalled-for puns about URMOM, OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
XDthegod: OOHHHOHOHOHHOHOHOHHHH!!!!!
Darla: This is rediculous!
XDthegod: URMOM'S REDICULOUS!!!
Tommy Toad: Huh, knowing you, I was expecting something like "Rediculous? No... THIS! IS! SPARTA!!!!"
Darla: K, look, is sitting here making jokesabout each other---and bad jokes, at that---really gonna solve anything?
Mr. Ziggles: Well, no, but it's funny as heck!
Wesley: ......Sooooo....
XDthegod: .....
Mr. Ziggles: Uhh... soo... umm... lovely weather we're having...
Wesley: ...It's 30 degrees below absolute zero, we're in the middle of a building that's been half burned to the ground, we're going to die, and on top of that, my coffee is getting cold. I respectfully disagree.
XDthegod: ...OK, look, we could be spending all this time we're wasting thinking of a way to get out.
Mr. Ziggles: Woah, you wanna get out? Why didn'tcha say that earlier? Oh, but first, what the HECK kind of team name is the Popplers?? Anywho, watch as I press this big red button!
Staples Button: That was easy!
Mr. Ziggles: Err... wrong one... HERE WE GO...
Darla: ...
Wesley: ......... Soo.. zis happenin' or what...
Tommy Toad: Uhh.............. *glances at watch briefly*
XDthegod:
[size=200]I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!Everyone: SIZE FAIL
Mr. Ziggles: ...AAANNNYWAYS... ..............uhm...
Wesley: ...Boy, can you spell awkward?
Tommy Toad: HOW MANY CHANCES DO I GET?
Everyone:
Mr. Ziggles: Uhh, yea, anyways, the Miltanks should arrive here by about 7 PM tomorrow, and it'll cost about, ehh, $74.95, minus of course, shipping and handling, plus grooming fees and animal taxes, along with 20% interest with no down payment, it'll cost you aboutttttt.... six hundred and seventy four dollars and fifty three cents.
XDthegod: WOAH, WOAH WOAH WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH...
Wesley: Spit it out man, you sound like a broken MP3!
XDthegod: Zip it! Anyways... YOU'RE ACTUALLY CHARGING US MONEY AFTER YOUU OFFERED TO SAVE US???
Mr. Ziggles: Mmm.. yea, pretty much... that's how business works...
XDthegod: AND, WAIT, 7 PM TOMORROW? WE'LL BE DEAD BY THEN!
Mr. Ziggles: Tell yah what. For an additional 6 payments of $44.95, I'll have them here in 10 minutes. But wait, I'll double the offer! That's right, you get twice the amount of Miltanks in half the time! You just pay seperate shipping and handling!
XDthegod: Gah... we're already bankrupt after the first deal...
Mr. Ziggles: ...Oh... well... you're not as rich as your website says you are...
XDthegod: I don't update it often.
Wesley: WAIT, WE HAVE A WEBSITE?
Darla: I'm hungry! My stomach hurts and I can't feel my legs! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
XDthegod: Ohhh, heeere we gooo.... Tommy, take care of Darla. Wesley, go to my office and in the top left drawer you'll see a piggy bank. Bring that out here and we'll see what we got. Darla, BE QUIET! Ziggles, send the cows and we'll figure something out. Everyone clear? K, GO!
Director: Can our host... err, our.. normal host... muster up what it takes to escape this burnt down excuse of a News Building Headquarters? Stay tuned for the next exci---
Wesley: Hey, woah, dude, we got another 10 minutes yet.
Director: ...Yea, well I'm on coffee break.
Wesley: Yea, good luck finding the coffee maker under all that rubbish...
Director: Meh.... good point... uhm... WELL LET'S JUST CUT TO COMMERC---
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