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EPISODE 1

XDthegod: Hello, and welcome to this episode of Channel 9 News. I'm your host, XDthegod. Today, we will take a look at some stories that are either interesting, or time consuming: Sports! Magical cookies! And more! But before we get into that, we would like to wish a very happy birthday to.... well, nobody, apparently. Who put that in there? Anyways, we will get down to business right after the weather. Darla?

Darla: Well, I'm here in the Mushroom Kingdom and it appears to be... raining toads?! What is going on here?

XDthegod: Well, we will get back to you on that, I can see you had a long trip. We'll come back later once you get your head cleared out. Now we will get into sports. Mushroom Kingdom has started a sports league! Teams include:

The Sonic Squad
Team Toad
Luigi's Legends
Koopakazi
Super Mario Mavericks
Bob-omb Blazers
Chargin' Chucks
Goomba Gladiators
Kamek's Koopas

We will have more on sports when the games get organized. Right now, Mushroom Kingdom is working on a Cookie Factory! Oh, all the chocolate-chip glory! We will have more news on this when more news is available.

THIS JUST IN: Princess kidnapped!

We just got word that the Princess has been kidnapped! Will Mario be her savior again? Will the cookies taste with extreme yumminess. Will the C9News secrets be revealed! We will find out all this and more... after these commercials.



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If not bricks, then what?

We will have more news later... but there's only one way to get it! Stay tuned for the next exciting episode... of XD Channel 9 News!

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