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EPISODE 5

XDthegod: Greetings, and welcome back. We would like to start things off with sports updates. 3 new teams have joined the league, including the LA Chain Chomps, Winnipeg Wigglers, and the Boston Bloopers. The Sonic Squad was disqualified after Knuckles popped the ball accidently when they faced off against the Mavericks. Team Toad took on the Wigglers but could not pull off a win as the Wigglers dominated the game, scoring 163 points, while Team Toad only managed to score 81. The Lakitus would travel to the Chargers Stadium to take on Chuck and his crew, but because of the visiting team disadvantage, they couldn't pull off the victory as the Chargers scored 103 points while LA racked up only 77. Luigi stayed home to take on the Ninjis and destroyed them with a 167 to 112 victory. The Bobomb Blazers would travel to Koopa Village to take on Koopakazi, and go home with a 107 to 84 win. The Chain Chomps squared off against the Gladiators, and won by forfeit when the Gladiators ran out of players. The Boston Bloopers would face NY Yoshis in the sewers deep within the pipe maze, and pulled of an "electrifying" victory of 167 to 132. The Yoshis were "shocked" to see their winning streak crash and burn. Kamek's Koopas did not play this week.

Score sorted by Wins-Losses-OT games.

WEST
1ST: Chuck's Chargers 3-2-0 2W Hot streak!
2ND: Luigi's Legends 3-2-1
3RD: Los Angeles Lakitus 2-2-0
4TH: Koopakazi 1-4-1 2L Cold streak.
5TH: LA Chain Chomps 1-0-0

CENTRAL
1ST: Super Mario Mavericks 3-2-1 3W Hot streak!
2ND: The Sonic Squad 3-2-0
3RD: Winnipeg Wigglers 1-0-0
4TH: Goomba Gladiators 2-3-0 2L Cold streak.
5TH: Team Toad 1-4-0 3L Cold streak.


EAST
1ST: Kamek's Koopas 3-1-0 3W Hot streak!
2ND: New York Yoshis 3-1-0
3RD: Bob-omb Blazers 2-1-0
4TH: Boston Bloopers 1-0-0

5TH: Toronto Ninjis 1-3-0 2L Cold streak.


Wesley: And that concludes the Sports Corner for the day. Now we have an update on what is now going to be more than just a cookie factory. Dianne?

Dianne: Thanks, Weslie. I am standing outside the multipurpose factory, because they do not allow Asians inside. When I asked them how their progress was, they chased me out with a broomstick. Back to you.

Wesley: OK then... in other news, there has been a sighting of the rare "working Dr.Goomba". We found it in a hospital, giving an infant CPR. Nobody knows much about this, so we won't ask them.

XDthegod: This just in: yo momma sat on a rainbow and Skittles fell out! Amazing! Unfortunately, the rainbow is too far away for me to eat any of them, so we will get right into the new segment of the show...


TEN! THINGS! AT! RANDOM! ANDOM! ANDOM! ANDOM!




XDthegod: And that's all the time we have for today, be sure to tune in next time for no apparent reason! From all of us here at HQ, good bye, and remember: "That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles!"

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