EPISODE 2XDthegod: And we're back, with a shocking discovery. Pigs cannot fly! Shocking! There have been some new additions to the sports teams:
Chargin' Chucks is now Chuck's Chargers.
New team: New York Yoshis
New team: Los Angeles Lakitus
XDthegod: We will get back to this later on. But right now, we go to Joanne with the weather.
Joanne: Thanks. We're looking at a cloudy morning, with a 10% chance of showers; about a high of around 13 degrees later on today. The clouds should clear up around noon, and the sun will be out for the rest of the day. We're expecting about a 40% chance of showers. This concludes the daily forecast.
XDthegod: Thanks, Joanne. We now go live to the Cookie Factory, with some unfortunate news.
Worker: Uh, sir, we're out of Lego blocks, but we could use some Duplo pieces...
Boss: Oh? Sure, yes, fine... whatever.
XDthegod: We will have more information later. Well, time for more sports. Sonic Squad dominated Team Toad, winning 312 to 42. Unbelievable. Luigi Legends lost to the Super Mario Mavericks, in a very close match, 126 to 124. Bobomb Blazers beat Kamek's Koopas, 98 to 76. The Gladiators achieved a victory over Koopakazi, where the captain for the Gladiators, ShaGoomba O'niel, hit a 3 pointer, putting his team in the lead, 121 to 120. LA Lakitus beat the Chargers, 112 to 98.
Score sorted by Wins-Losses-OT games.
The Sonic Squad 1-0-0
Team Toad 0-1-0
Luigi's Legends 0-1-0
Koopakazi 0-1-0
Super Mario Mavericks 1-0-0
Bob-omb Blazers 1-0-0
Chuck's Chargers 0-1-0
Goomba Gladiators 1-0-0
Kamek's Koopas 0-1-0
New York Yoshis 0-0-0
Los Angeles Lakitus 1-0-0
XDthegod: That's all for now. Tune in next time where we interview a very special Koopa.
Who will save the Princess now??
Plumbers, or Prisoners?