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SEASON 2, EPISODE 3: It Just Won't Stay Dead! Go ahead, poke it with a stick.
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Narrator: Some epic news music begins playing. Stills of nearby forum sub-sections, such as General Chat and Wisdom Discussion, can be seen. An amazing graphic animation is displayed, showing the C9N Title. Channel Nine News; live from C9N HQ with Wesley Myers, Ralph Ziggles, and Dxthegod.
Dxthegod: Well, let's get down to business. Gonzales: Aren't you going to say "GOOD N'YEWS, EVERYONE!"? Dxthegod: Oh, heavens no. I just did that for Wesley's benefit. Made the poor fellow feel better about his pointless job. TaylorSaysMoo: Well, what are we going to ramble on about today? Dxthegod: Well, without Wesley or Ralph here... well, it feels kind of ... empty... uhh...
Five moments of silence later...
Dxthegod: So... Taylor... you're a woman?
TaylorSaysMoo: ... Ugh...
TEN THINGS AT RANDOM
Spoiler:
WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS With your host, Dxthegod
Dxthegod: You know what really grinds my gears? The ban against side accounts. I mean... who do the admins think they are, banning users because... they have more than one account... it's uh... stupid... and uh... should be hated. Yes. Not to mention the uhhh... the... third world children who die every time a side account is banned... uh, yes, that's what happens... uh... yea. And that's what really grinds my gears.
GUESS THAT WORD Featuring Tommy Toad and TaylorSaysMoo. (In Double Vision, where drunk)
TODAY'S WORD: Clever
Tommy Toad: LOOK OUT, HERE COMES TOM! TaylorSaysMoo: I see what you did there... not that clever, but--- Narrator: DING DING DING, WE HAVE A WINNER! Tell 'er what she's won, Tom. Tommy Toad: You've won a... well... two tickets to a Justin Beiber concert. Congratu...lations? TaylorSaysMoo: Oh... feels more like I lost...
Dxthegod: Wow, that joke was worse than the one last episo---OH... we're on... uhh... We don't have anything to talk about, so here:
VIDEO OF THE DAY Today's video: "THE TWENTY MINUTE ASDFMOVIE"
Dxthegod: ONOEZ, WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY ROBOT SANTA!!! Wesley: I just escaped from SMFE Prison! It's nice to see all of you again. Master Ride: Come out with your hands up! We have you partially surrounded! Wesley: HOSTAGES!
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