Episode 1
Storm: Hello and welcome to SSN, i am your host....St∅rmShacer17. We are pleased to be with you on this first ever broadcast, first before we officially begin a series of unfortunate events.....i mean...uh...a uh....that before we begin life changing telivision. I would like to say that this certainly isn't a copy of C9N.
BabyMario164: Wait yes it is, you specifically said tha.....
Storm:
Bm shut your yap your mom is watchingHaha what a scence of humor! But i would like to say C9N hasn't reaspnded to are PM's....and are e-mails, and are calls, and are faxes, and are Highway banners, and the floral desighners didnt ever get thier attention about the death thre....i mean peace trea....i he he mean buisness plans. *Pulls coller*
BabyMario164: ...Hey Storm you smell!
Storm: Um why does that matter to .....
BabyMario164: And on live TV too. Man you must be embarassed, its ok i got your back
Storm: And this is are co-host Babymario...
BabyMario164: 164............STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
Storm: And without furthur ado lets go to the sports....*backround changes to a red bared sports news theme* it seems that the mushroom kingdom have formed a Baseball team league. The only resctrictions to the league are that there shall be no DIPPIN DOTZ at the games! We will go to PieHunter with more on the story...
PieHunter: Hey Storm. Lets get started. The new teams have just been announced inside the castle, rumors have it that....
Storm: Whoa Whoa Whoa not this crap we wana here about the DOTZ!
BabyMario164 (in backround): NOM NOM NOM NO....mmmm....?
PieHunter: Well NO ONE CARES SO JUST DEAL WITH IT!
Storm: YOU INSULTIN THE DOTZ YOU FOO!?
PieHunter: Who even started this lame 4 miniute station?
Storm: You trying to say something?
PieHunter: Well I...
BabyMario164: Guys please stop bickering, achivment is only susscefull when the goals can be accomplished to the tasks of both party's favor in the oppisite view of the poplus vote....
Storm and PieHunter:....
PieHunter: Whatever the crap you just said is right!
Storm: THATS RIGHT BRING BACK DA DOTZ!
PieHunter: Uh....No
PieHunter: I just recived the list of the leagues teams, here they are.
Katrina Koopas
Blazer Billz
Luigi's Lunchtime
Podoboo Plaz
Gamble Goom's
Mario Mahyem
Boston Boo's
Chicago Chomplets
Seattle SuperStars
Bangaladesh Bloopers
Los Angales LatukisStorm: Ok lets review some why the heck is there a team from bangaladesh?
PieHunter: They threatened to sue of they couldnt join. If you look at the roster for the podoboo's they look like an excelent team. I mean they have podoboo and podoboo
Storm: Oh and they have podobo!
PieHunter: Ya see and they even got podoboo! There loaded. The Chicago chompets arn't looking so good. Like im not phycic but im just gonna predict that they wont will the world series for over 100 years.
Storm:Oh and whats with Luigis team its kinda...
PieHunter: Sorry i cant tell u classified stuff, oh there may be more undicided teams to come!
Strom: Great cause were running out of time. Thans for joining us and see you next week on the 754th channle on your illegle TV. Thanks and good night!