EPISODE 7: Revenge of the FallenXDthegod: Many months later... after all hell breaks loose... one man... uhh... LINE!
Producer: Ugh... what am I, your mother?
XDthegod: Oh, right... many months later, yadayada... your mother... err... no, that doesn't sound right... uuhhh....
Producer: [fp][/fp]
Wesley: IDIOT!! You're supposed to say "One man, the lone wolf... has resurrected the long lost news program that is Channel 9 News."
XDthegod: Oh... pff... I knew that... I was, uhh... getting to that... meanie...
Wesley: OH, SO I'M THE MEANIE NOW!!
XDthegod: WELL, GEE, ANYONE WHO CALLS DECAF COFFEE THE BEST EVER CUPPA JOE IS OBVIOUSLY A MEANIE... AND HEY, WAIT, I THOUGHT I FIRED YOU!!
Wesley: Really? You were serious?! Oh no!
Tommy Toad: Oh no!!
Darla: Oh, no!!!
Kool-Aid Guy: *Jumps through wall* OH YEEEAAAH!!!! ............... *awkwardly backs out*
XDthegod: Dangit Wesley, I thought I told you to have that electric fence installed at exactly five PM sharp, not 5:01... we can't afford to keep having the Kool-Aid Guy breaking down our walls every Tuesday afternoon!
Wesley: OH, WELL MAYBE IF
SOOOOMEBOOOOODY WASN'T BEING SUCH AN IDIOT, THEN I'D REMEMBER THESE THINGS!!!
XDthegod: You realize, of course, this means war!
(All of the sudden...)
DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS, B---Wesley: Woah, woah, woah, cut, cut, cut, cut... your queue is when I say "Woah, woah, woah, cut, cut, cut, cut..." Alright, let's take it from the top!
(Faster)
DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS, B---Wesley: That one didn't count! I mean the NEXT time I said "Woah, woah, woah, cut, cut, cut, cut..."
.....Do---
Wesley: No, no, no, no... you're not putting in enough EMPHASIS! You call yourself an actor??
DEEEOOOOOCTOR OCTO-MOTHER-F*Horn blares*-IN'-GONAPUS, BRLRLRLRLLRLLRLRAAAGGHHH!!!Wesley: Oi, now he emotes... do I smell smoke? Woah, I thought this was a smoke free zone... uhh... OW, WHAT THE HECK DUDE!! ...Dude? Hey, what's the teleprompter doing lying on the floor, shooting electric currents everywhere... and why does my head hurt...
XDthegod: UGH, THIS IS MADNESS!!!
Wesley: Madness? No... THIS!! IS!! SPA---
Weegee: ---GHETTI!!
*Building explodes*
Producer: Ugh... this thing has gone downhill since Episode... uhh... right, the teleprompter's broken... LINE! ...Wait, right, I'm the producer... uhh... oh, guys, right, the fire door's locked for safety reasons, you'll need this...... keeyy.... that is..... THIS... KEY.... *digs through pockets* OHNOEZ! THE KEY WAS A LIE!!!
*Doctor Octogonapus runs off with the key*
All: OH NO HE DI-ANT!
Narrator: Things have gone from bad to worse, as the most random events to occur have just taken place in HQ. Will the crew get the keys from Doctor Octogonapus? Or will they even remember about the hole in the wall created by the Kool-Aid Guy? And what about Weegee, who appeared at the most random point in time? All's I know is, WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!! Oh, wait, right... Weegee... random... yadayada... oh yea, and, to make things even worse, the self destruct sequence has been ignitiated.
XDthegod: Hey idiot, quit screwin' with the plot! You tryin' to kill us?
Narrator: ---He questioned. (Heh, this is fun...) In reply, the Narrator unzipped his skin to reveal that he was... Chuck Norris! BUM, BUM, BUUUUUUM!!
[Error: Chuck Norris' presence detected; rebooting... please stay tuned...]