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EPISODE 4

XDthegod: And we've returned, after a technical difficulty with the connections here at Channel 9 News HQ, but it feels great to be back, Jack. I mean Jim... I mean Bobby.... no, wait, Fredrick. Yea, I like the sound of that. Oh! Even better, Pete! That way, when I say "FOR PETE'S SAKE!" people will know I'm blaming you for whatever I didn't just break!
Wesley: My name is Wesley, incase you misunderstood me the first 50 times. And just because I'm new here and you don't like my name, you don't have to give me a nickname!
XDthegod: I don't pay you to argue and change your name on the spot, do I!
Wesley: Actually, come to think of it, you don't pay me at all!
XDthegod: And I won't pay you, not with that attitude!
Wesley: IN OTHER NEWS... ACTUAL NEWS, there has be---
XDthegod: Oh yes, let's change the subject. That will make everybody forget about this, won't it.
Wesley: As I was saying before I was ever-so-rudely interupted, ther---
XDthegod: Watch your tone, mister. I don't pay you to disrespect me, either. Now, where was I before I was rudely interupted by Junior here... oh yes, there has been a new addition the the Cookie Factory. We go to Dianne with more news on the story.

Dianne: Well, when I asked them how things were going, they asked what business it was of mine and made an assumption that I was raised by---

Wesley: Yea, that's nice, but let's start to talk about some real news for once in this pathetic program's history. Now, there has been a recent addition to the Periodic Table of Elements, which was discovered after a scientist genetically reconfigured the physical structure of some plutonium zircarbonate, an---

XDthegod: I think people would prefer to hear about something that didn't make their brains bleed, such as sports. As we recently mentioned on what will now be refered to as "Sports Center X", the team divisions have been sorted out. Before we show you the table, we have some score updates. Kamek's Koopas squared off against Team Toad in a winner-take-all match, but Kobe Bryantoad suffered an injury in the 2nd quarter, down by 24 points. Luckily, Markus Toadslund was able to fill in for him, a new member of the team after retiring from the NHL earlier this year. His lack of skills lost them the game 142 to 86, putting Team Toad in a 2 game losing streak, and putting Kamek's Koopas on fire with a 3 game winning streak. Luigi had a rematch in a Brawl of the Brothers match with Mario, and it looked like he had him beat when he scored a 3 pointer in the dying seconds of the 4th quarter to tie the game even at 132, but Mario scored a slam dunk 3 minutes into OT. The Chargers managed to pull off a victory over the Gladiators, just scraping by, holding their 122 to 120 lead through the dying minutes of the 4th quarter. The Bobomb Blazers brought their best to their match against the Los Angeles Lakitus, but they just couldn't pull off a victory and lost 118 to 96. The Yoshis and the Ninjis faced off in Yoshi's Island, giving the Ninjis the visiting team disadvantage. The Yoshis were extremely confident and managed to keep their streak alive after Yoshi Brown scored 4 baskets in a row, 5 minutes into the 2nd quarter, and won 164 to 132. The Sonic Squad pulled off another remarkable victory over Koopakazi, and it was so embarrasing that the only thing we can mention is that they won 326 to 28.

Score sorted by Wins-Losses-OT games.

WEST
1ST: Luigi's Legends 2-2-1
2ND: Chuck's Chargers 2-2-0
3RD: Los Angeles Lakitus 2-2-0
4TH: Koopakazi 1-3-1

CENTRAL
1ST: Super Mario Mavericks 2-2-1 2W Hot streak!
2ND: The Sonic Squad 3-1-0 2W Hot streak!
3RD: Goomba Gladiators 2-2-0
4TH: Team Toad 1-3-0 2L Cold streak.


EAST
1ST: New York Yoshis 3-0-0 3W Hot streak!
2ND: Kamek's Koopas 3-1-0 3W Hot streak!
3RD: Bob-omb Blazers 2-1-0
4TH: Toronto Ninjis 1-2-0

XDthegod: Unfortunately, we will have to cut this episode early so we can solve some issues, but tune in early this coming week where we will be hosting a very special episode of Channel Nine News, which will be broadcasted live from the SMF Weekly News HQ. From all of the crew here at C9N, have a great week, and stay tuned, you won't want to miss it!

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