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101 REALLY DISTGUSTING THINGS!


1. Playing around with a sharp knife and accidentally opening up your own stomach and seeing all your guts fall out of your stomach and all over the floor and then a dog runs in and eats them and then it spews them up again and re-eats them and it does a pooh and you're just standing there with your mouth open and a fly flies in and you're so surprised that you swallow it and then a bird comes in and poohs in your eyes and you can't see anything so you're staggering around blindly clutching your throat and you step in the dog pooh and you go sliding out of control and crash down into the bath which is full of pus and dead fish and scabs and brussel sprouts all bobbing and you pull the plug so that you don't drown but you accidentally pull the plughole hair up with it and attached to the end is a half-formed mutant chicken and it's going "Mama... Mama..." and you're so disgusted that you say the world's most disgusting word, fogetting that if you hear that word your head will explode and so your head explodes and your tongue flies into the toilet and your eyes go into a spider's web and the spider starts liquefying them, which is kind of lucky because then your mum and dad come waltzing into the bathroom smooching and kissing and they say, "Hmmm, I wonder whose body this is?", and then they start eating it because they're not really your mother at all_ they're flesh-eating zombies and you think things can't possibly get more disgusting and then they DO because a big fat slug comes in and starts doing a striptease_which you can't see, but you can't sense_and so your headless, gutless, half-eaten corpse runs out of the house and onto a busy road yelling "HELP! MY PARENTS ARE FLESH-EATING ZOMBIES AND THERE'S A SLUG DOING A STRIPTEASE IN THE BATHROOM!" but none of the cars stop because nobody in their right minds would stop for a headless gutless half-eaten corpse_they just run over you... and over you... and over you until you're just this disgusting red blob in the middle of the road. Well, mostly red except for the pus and the little white bits which are the remains of the maggots. (I think I fogot to mention that there are maggots in the pus. But there are. (THERE ARE MAGGOTS IN THE PUS!!!)

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Excuse me, what the hell is this?

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that was epicly hilarious man

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eww gross

Look guys. I made this topic so everyone can post disgusting things to number 101. I did number 1.
You got to post one disgusting thing each to number 101. Post the disgusting things in number order.

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2. eating a mixture of ketchup, mustard, cheese, lettuce, yo-gurt, and cheetos.

3.Dipping a klondike bar in hot sauce then taking a dump on it and eating it.

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4.going to hometown buffet then go to the dessert and get everything and smush it together like pudding jello cake banana chocolate strawberry sauce caramel and others including ketchup.

ps i did it before got 2 dollars not bad for the food it was quite yummy

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i do that every time i go to a buffet happy lol

5. you create a level and hire somone to code edit it for you. when they give you the code to the level they give you a site to go to to play the level on. they say it will only work on that site. but the site you go to is a gay porn site. and then it locks onto your computer screen and you cant get off it. if you try to shut your computer off then it explodes launching sparks all over you. you catch on fire and run outside screaming. then you get hit by a car. the trunk's hood pops off and hits you in your right eye. which cause your eye to come out but still be attached to your body by a blood vein. then when the people come out of the car to yell at you and cuss you out they are all naked fat dudes. they kick you repediatly while pooing on you. then they pee on you dousing the flame from the computer. you wander out of the road to where you run into your girlfriend... ex girlfriend now. she punches you and then grabs you and throws you into a tree. then you get eaten alive by rabid squirrels. AND THEN IT RAINS GUMBALLS YAY

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6. You are at a running race at your school, you stuff extreamly hot chilis up your crack and when the gun fires you do a big fart and your butt goes on fire because you fogot to read the chili packet and it said: WARNING!
DO NOT PLACE TOO MANY OF THESE CHILIS IN YOUR MOUTH OR YOUR BUTT OR IT WILL GO ON FIRE IF YOU BURP OR FART. EXTREAMLY FLAMABLE! And so you go running with a great head start thrashing everyone, but you don't care because your butt's on fire! You're running faster than a racecar looking for the nerest pond.
You see one far away, but by the time you got there you realise you have no butt! You scream and run around in circles bleeding from the bottom of your back and now you realise the fire is still there! It's burnt through your clothes so you're naked now. You decide to stop paniking and you jump in the water. The fire is dosed, BUT!!! The pond is full of rabid flesh eating ducks with razor sharp chainsaw teeth that go "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR". They Beat you to death. They pop your eyeballs out, they chainsaw your arms off, they cut your head open, they take your brain out and they say in a crazy voice: "Hmmm... I wonder what is this squashy ball thingy...", they rip your guts out and they pull your legs out so now your a gutless corpse hanging around in the pond. You are dead.

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this youtube video is disgusting ( watch it ) Please fix broken link. Thank you.

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